Use this fucking slut
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I love your ideas, honey
Only one thing can get done around her
I'll help you get up, baby
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Don't let it slip out again!
I've been missing out
Swallow, count and repeat
Solid presentation prep, boss
Is this a serious talk, mom?